Wired Questionnaire

Jugular Bean asked me questions. I gave answers. And ever since then historical events have taken place.

1. Who was the donor of the very first boner?

• Dick Prances from 20th Century Cocks

2. If you were locked in a room with a monkey and three jumping beans, and no way to get out, how would you spend your time?

• Teach the monkey to jugular bean

3. Cunnilingus or Anal? Explain (Good reasons only!).

• Cunnilingus (miaoww)- I hate working like a dog.

4. Given that only 3 movies can exist at any given point of time, which three?

• Blast from the Past, Clear and Present Danger, Future Cop

5. John and Paul leave home at the same time, travelling at 30mph and 60 mph respectively. What would you change your name to given the circumstances?

• Lord Archibald Cromwell the IIIrd - Duke of Pussy Willow - Sovereign Keeper of Vagina Folds

Wanna play? These are the rules:

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying “interview me.”

2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person’s will be different.

3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.