Apology to an Anglophile

Sorry for not taking out the time to update my blog. As Hannibal Lector so deftly puts it, "I was in a state of hibernation".

But...worry not. I shall return very soon with more dim-witted, comically saturated artifacts of redaction.

I actually thought of publishing "A whiff of camel pussy..." but it got strong critique, was condemned by Zikurat leaders and invited threats of 'beating my balls with a wooden paddle until it gets swollen and becomes the size of a tomato and then they would tie up the penis with string and feed me beer till my intestines almost pop and wait till I feel like peeing real bad and then yank the string and let the excrement burst open my sac and see my gonads fall out...one after the other".

Ouch...I say!