Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Hardees - The Search for the Universal Black Hole

Here's an insight into a theory that could pass as a probablity enigma.

If I go to Hardees and order the Monster Thickburger, the lady behind the register would advertantly put across the universal fast food question "Would you like fries to go with that sir?"

Take now that I go ahead order a large box of fatty fries alone!
Question: Will I still be faced with a repercussion of the same concord or will there come to pass that the universe inverts itself and causes a concentration of mass within itself therefore preventing the release of any atomic matter by causing a distortion of the antimatter, rendering its inability to sufficiently prove the existence of extragalactic jets ergo proving that existentialism is nothing but a full blown fallacy of the doctrines followed by non theistic members, eventually warping time and space in an infinite implosive-explosive sub atomic nuclei detonation?

4 comments:

Jugular Bean said...

Assuming the entropy quotient of every galaxy within a 36 light year radius and having stars which are below the Chandrashekar limit is 1, then I think everything should be ok.

Jugular Bean said...

Oh, wait a minute. I'm getting an extra 0.00231 on the left hand side of my equation, and unless we have suitable amounts of dark matter to compensate for the Heisenberg imbalance caused, we just might.......

The Pacemaker said...

I strongly disagree. What I really feel is that the saturated oil in the fries may be a strong catalyst for significant amounts of ionized gas that circumvents the velocity whereas collisional interactions always lead to a Maxwellian velocity distribution, electric fields influence the particle velocities differently. The velocity dependence of the Coulomb collision cross section can amplify these differences, resulting in phenomena like two-temperature distributions and run-away electrons.

The Pacemaker said...

...or it could also mean that I have gas.