Saturday, October 22, 2005

What is...A globe-trot of the balmy Jinwinus Odius Underamus - Manuscipt #16, Article-8

Marriages are not made in heaven
Marriages are not escape from reality
Marriage is not a wedding
Marriage is not laughterville
Marriage is not cream cake and psycho toddler
Marriage is not help around the house
Marriage is not stuffing kids in the back seats with sticky candy pops
Marriage is not a reason for safe sex
Marriage is not "Do I look fat...hmmm?"
Marriage is not "Listen to your mom"
Marriage is not "Fuck yooo dayd! Unggh!"
Marriage is not "How about we try it with rubber now?"
Marriage is not about cold showers and hot sex
Marriage is not about whacking off under the table while wife makes a demand for new corning-ware
Marriage is not powderered baby bums
Marriage is not a new christmas tree
Marriage is not a clean hand towel

Marriage is soon to be:
A soap solution
A cruise liner
A filioque clause
A demographic insanity
A cold virus
A box of Twix
A classical theory
A kosher non-dairy creamer
A cow's 3rd udder
A rabbi's libido
A Sistine fresco
A .500 Magnum
A dollop of vanilla
An icing drip
A train ride

Marriages are currently a spaced out gratuitous nookie ceremony

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